JOKE: CAPTAIN HOOK FUNERAL PENIS

 Captain hook is lying in a casket at a funeral with his eyes closed. He is wearing a maroon hat with a white feather in it, a maroon robe with gold fringes, white sleeves, white puffy inner shirt, long white socks, black shoes, he has a golden sheath with sword in it, he has long black hair, he has a this pointy dark moustache, dark eyebrows, he has stubble, he has a big round nose and a long face, he has a big golden sharp hook on his left hand, beside his casket, there's a photo in memorial to him with his face on it, beside him there's two grieving family members - one is wearing a suit, the other a dark dress, they are crying

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